[Here, I come to the foundational TV^Progressive truth … I mean … lie.

Think^{mainstream_TV} couples actors, who portray fabulously gifted people who love ‘the object that brings us into organization’, with actors, who portray ‘the victims that require us to organize’. The former are stand-ins for the golden calves. The latter are stand ins for the viewers, whose little gold pieces go into fashioning organization-loving golden calves).]